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Move over Snuggie — Winkers are coming to town

Come on, you know you want a pair of Winkers!

Forget the Snuggie. Don’t even think about the Slanket. Bump-its? Whatever. Because the new infomercial-like craze it totally, totally, Winkers.

Winkers are jeans with decorations at the crease of your butt and the top of your leg, so that when you take a step, it looks like you’re winking. Oh, why am I even trying to describe it? Just watch the video. And I dare you not to laugh!